Tweet #10: It must be hard to design clothes for birds.
Tweet #9: I have 2 hairs on my arm that are longer than the rest of 'em.
Tweet #8: I wish Sinjin would stop using the girls' bathroom. It's strange.
Tweet #7: Good morning! I just woke up! And I've got morning breath. Blech!
Tweet #6: I'm going to sleep now. I'll tweet again in exactly 8 hours! Yawn!
Tweet #5: What am I doing right now? I'm writing a tweet on my phone! Kind of obvious.
Tweet #4: My tomato soup just burnt my tongue! Hottttttttt!!!!
Tweet #3: Sikowitz is wearing a toupee today. #NotFoolingAnyone
Tweet #2: Do cows get cavities? Because I've never heard of a cow dentist.