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Free lunch for whoever remembered my birthday yesterday!!! Oh that's right, no one remembered! No free lunches for anyone!
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wazzed
My waffle maker is broken, so just pretend the pancakes are waffles today and stop complaining.
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frustrated
Apparently gummy bear isn't considered a meat. I have to go run to the store before lunch starts.
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worried
@ the smog check place. Apparently the Grub Truck is "dangerously smoggy." Their words, not mine.
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hungry
How do they get airline food to taste so good? Man, I gotta learn their secrets.
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excited
I accidentally dropped a watermelon seed in my couch months ago and now a vine is growing through the cushions! Guess what's for lunch?!
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fishy
Fish is always best served a few days after it is caught. Like 9 days or more.
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apologetic
I was going to make my famous burritos today, but I'm all out of mayonnaise. Sorry kids.
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proud
Hope you guys enjoyed today's mashed potatoes! Fun Fact: They contained no actual potatoes!
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barfy
I'm kind of sick today. Hopefully no one ate the handmade quesadillas.
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hungry
Today's special: Veggie Burgers with Bacon!