I've started doing eyebrow pushups. I now probably have the strongest brows in my class.

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln would still have that beard today. Guess I'll never know.

Brown is my favorite color. It reminds me of chewed meatloaf.

Thinking about donating some of my hair to a charity called Fros for Hope.

Why is the toilet seat 20 degrees colder than the rest of the bathroom?

Beck's hair is like a precious metal. All shiny and... well... precious.

There's a really mean squirrel on my front porch that won't let me leave my house. Gonna be late for school again.